A PHOTO

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

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Reblogged from Chemical Insanity
A TEXT POST

alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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A TEXT POST

fantasynolife:

random-sauces:

sydneysgae:

my biggest fear is authors dying in the middle of writing a series

I didn’t have this fear until now.

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A VIDEO

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

Reblogged from It's Stucky In my Head
A PHOTO

slug-sh0t:

God damn, Santa hard as fuck.

A VIDEO

preludetowind:

Nisshin Seifun (2010) - Commercial directed by Katsuya Kondo / TV Spot designed by Toshio Suzuki and Goro Miyazaki

Reblogged from Studio Ghibli World
A VIDEO

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

Reblogged from Just Feeling Ma Feels
A PHOTO

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

that is simultaneously the dumbest looking and the sassiest cat i have ever seen in my entire life and i am loving every second of it.

A PHOTO

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING